House warming

It was nearing mid-night and I was walking with Pappu. We both were holding big plastic bags in each of our hands. We had reached Karukapally junction. We have walked around 2 Kms, and still has to cover around 1 km. Felt like the darkness around is the reflection of my mind. It was cold night, but the cold was not affecting our body. We haven't talked since we left Aadarsh's house. One of the bag I was holding contained boiled eggs and the other biriyani rice. Pappu's was chicken legs and biriyani rice.

Pappu was the first to break the silence. He said 'Should hit Aadarsh's head. Why he had to bring all those to his home?'

I said 'hmm..'

He continued, 'If he had to bring, then should have arranged the party after the dinner.'

I said 'hmm..'

Pappu, 'And did you see what he was doing, he was not ready to accept his guilt. He stormed out of the house. He didn't even think about us. *****'

I said 'hmm..'

Pappu didn't speak after that. I was not interested in continuing the conversation. It was like my tongue had freezed.

I re-collected the incidents leading to this.

It was Aadarsh's house warming ceremony, and we had reached 'quarters', the day before. All in his family were staying at his new house, as the Pooja was over. The function was scheduled for next day. As his old house, the quarters was vacant, he had asked all of us to come a day earlier and arranged for a booze party. All arrived by evening, me, Jinu, Boney, Pappu, Anoop, Sachin and Prasanth@. We had a very good time, boozing out, watching movies. Really enjoyed a lot. Partying till 2 @ night.

Next morning the lady who supplies milk called out from the gate. Aadarsh's dog was let loose, and so I couldn't go out and she can't come in. So I woke-up Aadarsh. He went to collect the milk. On the way out he hit his room's door, he regrouped, and continued. He again hit the front door on the way out. That high was the effect of our partying.

We all went attended the function. All were feeling sleepy, but enjoyed a lot, coz it was one of those rare occasions when all of us, The Naughty Nine, were present outside the college. After lunch we went to the quarters. Aadarsh requested all to stay back. But except Pappu and me, all went home. [We were the ones destined to witness the drama about to unveil that night]. As we were tired we went to sleep. By evening Aadarsh woke us up. He said, he was going to give treat his friend near his home. He wanted us to join. His friends also called us. But, as we were very tired, we rejected the offer, and decided to continue our sleep. It was the best decision we took on that day.

Aadarsh said, 'So, you people carry on with your sleep. I will come back by 8, and we will go to my home to have dinner.'. He left saying that and we continued our sleep.

As he said, he came by 8. We got ready and went to his home. Aadarshs other friends, who were there for Aadarshs evening treat, were also with us. When we reached his home, Aadarsh's fathers senior and his family were there. And they were having dinner. So we all gathered at the sit-out and started to cat. In the mid-way Appu made a stupid coment, and all burst into laugh. The noise was too much. Pappu and I looked at each other. We felt things are not alright.

Aadarsh's, brother Hari, came out and told Aadarsh, that they being disturbance to the other guest. Aadarsh said, he will take care of it and Hari went back. But nothing happened, the shouting and laughing just increased. After 5 mins, Aadarsh's, Dad's collegue and family went. And Aadarsh went in. He came out after another 5 minutes. From his face, it was obvious that things were not alright. Others also sensed the same.

We got to know that, his Mom was not happy with the way we all behaved. She was scolding Aadarsh for that. Aadarshs other friends felt the condition was not right and some of them left. Now Pappu, me, Lajith and 2 others remained. Now that increased the anger to Aadarsh's Mom. Aadarsh has asked to keep food for 15-20 people. And now only 5 are there. Food was from the after-noon's function. She could have distributed the food to their neighbors. She was furious and started to shout at Aadarsh.

Lagith and the others had food. After the dinner, Lagith went to Aadarshs mom.

He said, 'Mother, we had a party and we are little drunk. Sorry for that'.

With that he fell on her feet. She was spell-bounded. He stood up and went out. Now Aadarsh started to shout at his mother for behaving badly to his friends. (We felt from the way Aadarsh was talking, as if, it was Aadarsh's mom who is drunk, and its she who spoiled the occasion). And with that he stormed out. We both at the dining table. It was a good dinner. We were not enjoy the dinner, but were swallowing the food as to finish it. All these time, Aadarsh's Mom was complaining about him to us. His sister also has joined. She also was complaining about the food that will get wasted. So we came-up with an idea, that we will take the food to quarters, were the fridge still is, and will keep the food in it. So they started to pack the food.

'What the **** were you doin there? !@#$%^&*' Pappu was shtouting at Aadarsh. We had reached quarters, and there he was sitting in front, waiting for us. Seeing him, Pappu had started to shout at him. We thought Aadarsh will be sorry for what has happened. But in-turn he was still furious at his mother. And he started to complain about her and the way she behaved to his 'friends'..

We told him what all happened after Aadarsh left home and what his father told. It had happened like this: Aadarsh's mom was continuing the complaining. All of a sudden, Aadarsh's father came from his room. He said to his wife, 'There is no point in talking about it now. You should have scolded him when he used to come home late and drunk. You didn't do anything then. '

She replied, 'I didn't knew, he used to drink'.

He said, 'Don't lie, You knew it already. And you knew it well. If you don't, then why do you think, he comes home late? Why do you the think, he comes home only after every one has slept? So stop complaining. And leave these kids. Its already late.'

With that his Mom stopped talking. We could see tears running down her cheeks. She packed the bags and gave it to us. And we left to quarters on foot.

Aadarsh was surprised on hearing this. It was a great shock to him. He had believed that, his father never knew about his deeds. He also stopped talking.

PS: Next day morning, Aadarsh went to Prasanth's home. They, Pappu, Aadarsh and Prasanth, went to Wayanad,(Prasanth had an estate there) as it was our study leaves going on. Aadarsh never informed his home about his trip or what he was doing. It was Prasanth, who called Aadarsh's home frequently and informed about their trips and all. He went back home only after around 20 days. We all thought it was because he was still angry with his mother, but in reality he was ashamed to face his Father.

Sorry guys, I haven't used the real name of the Hero. He would kill me, if I used his name.

@ Don't remember whether Shajeeb was there

ബോണിയുടെ കഥകള്‍!

ഞങ്ങള്‍ ഡിഗ്രിക്ക് പഠിക്കുന്ന കാലം.. ഞങ്ങളോടെ ബോണി കുറച്ചു ചോദ്യങ്ങള്‍ ചോദികുമായിരുന്നു.. കുറച്ചല്ല ഒരുപാടെണ്ണം.. ഞങ്ങളെ കൊന്നു കൊല വിളിച്ചു അവന്‍. അവന്ടെ ചില ചോദ്യങ്ങളും ഉത്തരങ്ങളും ഇതാ..

1. പൈലി ചേട്ടന്‍ തന്ടെ തോട്ടത്തിലുള്ള വേടിലൊട്ട് പോവുകയായിരുന്നു. ഒരു കാറ്റിലൂടെ വേണം പോവാന്‍. സമയം രാത്രി ആയി. ജീപിലായിരുന്നു യാത്ര. മൂപരുടെ കയ്യില്‍ ഒരു ഫുള്‍ ബൊട്ട്ലെ റം ഉണ്ടായിരുന്നു. കാട്ടിനു നടുവില്‍ എതിയപോള്‍, ജീപ്പിന്ടെ ടയര്‍ പഞ്ചര്‍ ആയി. ജീപ്പില്‍ ആണെങ്ങില്‍ സ്റ്റെപിനിയും ഇല്ല. സമയവും വൈകി. ഇനി എന്തു ചെയും? പൈലി ചേട്ടന്‍ എന്തോ ബുദ്ധി കാണിച്ചു. പൈലി ചേട്ടന്‍ ജീപ്പിന്‍റെ ടയറും മാറി യാത്ര തുടര്‍ന്ന്.. എങ്ങനെ?


ഉത്തരങ്ങള്‍

1. ഫുള്‍ ബൊട്ട്ലെ റം അടിച്ച് പൈലി ചേട്ടന്‍ "വീല്‍" ആയി. ആ വീല്‍ എടുത്ത് ട്യ്രെ മാറ്റി യാത്ര തുടര്‍ന്നു..

Great Escape

As I said earlier, another incident. This also happened when we where in 5th Sem. Now let me tell u about our timings. I had narrated it in one of my earlier posts. So the classes for other courses starts @ 9.30 and ours starts at 10.

Once our staffs, it was another section- Different from the regular college, that We making a lot of noise and disturbing their classes. So we wer scolded by our section administrator and was asked not to be @ verandha once the other classes are commenced. We wer sure which all teachers had made complaints against us. We decided, we are not going to forgive them for this.

One day me n Boney wer standing in front of our class, a ma'm, who was in our hit-list, [but in the bottom of our table] came up. And went to the class next to us. This teacher was married, may be of age 25. Really gorgeous and well dressed. Next day also she came at the same time. So me and boney decided to watch her every day. And this went on every day. After 2-3 days she allso noticed us. Routine was, we will stand in front of the stairs when she was climbing up. And when she marches to her class we switch our position to balcony for a better view. Before she enters her class, she looks at us. This went on for some time. After 3 months, because of some reasons, she discontinued her Job. She would have considered as "Pakka Vaynokikal"..

Now the story doesn't ends here..I finished my PG and joined Saandeepani college as a lecturer. It was almost after3 & half year of this incident. Sree rekha ma'm was the administrator of the institute and thats how I got a job there.

One day I was returnig from my class. I saw a lady sitting in Sreerekha ma'ms cabin. I had seen her some where. But can't remember where. I went to staff room trying to remember where I had seen her.All of a sudden I remembered, it was the same teacher. What if she sees me? What if she tells Sree rekha ma'm about all these? [Sreerekha ma'm, if u r reading this, Sorry!!] If she had came here to join as a staff, thats it everything is finished for me. My image, my reputation. When doing UG the environment was different. But now? If she sees me, she will tell Sree rekha ma'm, 'does this guy teaches here, then I won't ever join shuch an institute..'

All thes thoughts came to my mind as a flashed. I hopped to library a stayed.It was the best place to hide. I was really panicking.. After about half an hour, she went. Luckily she never saw me. But what if she had joined here? I ran to Meenakshi ma'm and enquired. I was damn satisfied to know that her friend was Sreerekha ma'm's friend. She came with her friend who was visiting Sree rekha ma'm.. Phewww.. Great Escape!!!

Thalatherichavar

Let me tak u people back to my UG days. These are not stories, these are some incidents. these are reasons why we are qualified to be called as "THALATHERICHAVAR!!!"

5th Semester.
Java hour.
Sini ma'm.

Ma'm was taking classes and dectating notes. As she was taking theory it was kinda boring. Even I find it boring. I was the one who likes all language classes. But this one was rally boring. we wer all talking when ma'm was writing on the board. The talks led Anoop to sing a song. It was a parady of the song 'Kodakil...' from the movie 'Kuberan'.[I still don't remember the orginal song]..Parady was like 'Koode ki...'. The rest I still remember, but can't write. Its (A).. ;) He sang, and its was really nice. He sung in a low voice, so dat all 9 of us could hear it. But alas, ma'm heard it. She turned back n was furious. She asked, 'Who sang?' . Nobody answered. By the looks, she had a small idea that it was Anoop. More over her experience made her belive that it would be Anoop only. She again asked. Still nobidy answered. So the usual warning. She wont take classes until the person who sang admits. Now, she was not as Usha ma'm. She supports us a lot. And we don't want to miss her class. Suddenly Boney stood up and said 'Ma'm, I was the person who sang!'. We all wer shocked by his sudden behaviour, but not surprised, as he was one of the freakiest guy in the class. Can't say what he will do next.

Now, ma'm new it was not Boney. (She thought so coz, boney's sound was not that sweet. It resembled some what like an old ambassador). So she asked, 'what was the song? U sing it again, so that we all could enjoy'. Now that was a blow. We all knew the song. But can't sing it before ma'm. Anyway we knew she haven't heard the lyrics, but the tune. We could end this episode if we sing the orginal one. But nobody from the boys side knew the orginal lyrics. No one could remember it. All we could remember was the parady. We all wer trying hard to remember the orginal song. Again to our surprise Boney sang, but the song wa little different, only a little ;D
" Munkopakariiii.. Mugham marakkumninde manasoru mulla poonkavo?"

All of the class burst into laughter. Girls wer laughing like anything. Ma'm was now in a real dilemma.. She really enjoyed that joke, but was not ready to forgive. We could see from her face that she was trying really hard to not to laugh. She said,' this was not the song. I knew that. And you where not the one who sang'
Boney, 'No ma'm it was really me. The song was no that. It was: 'Ellarum chollane, ellarum chollane kallane nenjilenne...''[ i'm not sure, whether it was the song. But the song was something like that]. Anyway ma'm was not ready to agree. All these time, others in the class, especialky girls wer laughing.They hadn't stopped. So much was happening.

Now Jinu stood up and said it was me ma'm. It could have stopped there. As our ma'm would be happy to fire Jinu. It was set in her mind as default, every wrong things happening in the class would be started by Jinu or Anoop or both. And may be Jinu also knew that. That why he stood up. But for our surprise Sachin stood up an said, 'It was me ma'm'. Now ma'm got really angry. She was fuming. She started to use 'njanga-ninga' language. [She using this language was an indication of her temper. She can't stop that slang from her talks when she was angry]. Boney said, ' no ma'm it was not them, it was me'. Jinu opposed it, so did Sachin. Now the real culprit Anoop stood up. She was little satisfied. But now she wants him to sing the song. All these time Boney, Jinu & Sachin where desperately saying that it was them who sang. Now each one started to sing a song.. Many songs came, like, "Rakshasi rakshasi.." and "Lajavathiye.."..

Finally ma'm gave up. She scolded us a little more and as the hour was over, she left the class. No actions wer taken on us. But some times she used to tell us, 'Ennalum ningal enne Munkopakari ennum, Rakshasi ennum okke vilichille?' [Emotional blackmail]

Super Sachin..

I think this happened in 4th Sem of our UG. Usha ma'm used to take some subjects [I dnt kno wat.hw can I.?If u hav asked me at dat tim also, I wud hav blinked back at u] This incident happens some days after the great howling by sachin. There is no relation between both d stories, but let me start from howling story.This also happened in Usha ma'm's class..

1st story:That day usha ma'm brought a projector n she declared, she is going to take class using it. She had prepared notes in OHP sheets.Some with diagrams n all. we were not familiar with projectors.
Anyway ma'm stareted to adjust the projector. She was behaving like all this were so simple. we where looking at her as if something big is going to happen. It took almost 20 minutes for her to make projector working and adjust the screen. She was ready and as soon as she turned to the projectin of Ohp sheet, the power went off.. As if it was a reflex action, Sachin howled![maybe he thought he was in a theater]. It came to an end as ma'm turned towards us. Except the boys nobody knew it was sachin. Ma'm became furious n she started to shout at us.After the shouting she asked who howled. Nobody answered. Then she declared, until somebody says who howled there won't be any class..Anyway we felt happy so that we don't have to suffer her anymore. But the thought that the complaint will go to higher authorities made us little disturbed. All of a sudden Jinu stood up n said he did it.All these time, sachin was shrinking in his seat, as if he could easily eascape to under the table.
Ma'm called Jinu out and shouted at him for sometime and then started to take class as usual, this time using the black-board.After the class when she was about to leave, Sachin went running to her and said, it was him who howled and not Jinu..What happend after that, I don't remember. Should ask sachin itself for more details..

2nd Story: Again Usha madam's class. Ok let me tell about Anoop's behaviour at her class. Ma'm thinks he is the worst student of the class. She once declared that she won't bother what Anoop is doing in her class. She says it was due to his bad behaviour and timid response of him in her class. But he thinks its due to an incident. There was a Ganamela near teachers home, and Anoop was ther. He didn't knew she was there.Anyway he danced with his friends.She saw that and she thought he was a local and if she scold him, he may do something to her.[Maybe something like throwing stones at her ;)]

Ok back to our story.Anoop was sitting in the front row. So main hobby of him was sleeping. Lucky guy.He sleeps the whole hour, or he pretends to be asleep. He don't has to take notes or listen to her boring lectures. One day our hero, Sachin, thought, if Anoop can do, why can't he. Ma'm was writing something in the board, Sachin removed the books from the desk an lied down on it. After some time ma'm stopped writing and turned towards us & saw Sachin lying.. "SACHINNN!!!"..she yelled.. Sachin almost jumped out of his seat..Every one in the class was looking at Sachin now. Even Anoop got up and was looking at Sachin. Usha ma'm as usual started to shout at sachin..Sachin was so shocked and astonished.. He was looking at the teacher and then at Anoop, back at teacher and then back at Anoop..There was a look of surprise and shock..A look like he was denied justice..We all couldn't control our laughter, and started laughing..I still remember that shocked look at Sachin's face..Won't forget that ever in my life..[me and anoop laughed a lot last week, remembering the incidence..It was one of the funniest incident that happened when we were doing our graduation.. That reminds us what a wonderful time we had.. That make our eyes wet!!! The Golden days!!!!]

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